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Take-a-Ticket: Dad JokesA new concept in dad humor: a take anywhere, use as needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. Jokes include: * What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison * What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum * If the USA is so great, why
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★★★★★ 5
Yummy
My dog loved them!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
pig ear alternative
dog loves them
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Chewing pups love them.
My 8 mo Morkie loves them . The other two won't touch them . They're heavier than I expected but Belle doesn't seem to mind that. Great for dogs that like to chew!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Meh..., I'll stick to fave pig ear chews
Only 4 for $6, idk these don't last long. I wanted to try them because my dogs love being spoiled but I think I'll stick to pig ears at a discount from Petco. They are very hard, some chews crumble or soften as the dogs knaw at them during the day. However these chews didn't last longer than 10 minutes compared to actual no rawhide alternatives I have used. These didn't do that. No upset stomach so that's a plus. The smell was similar to pig ears also, texture was different. No slimy residue w/ it unlike with the regular 100% pig ears. Helped with plague build up but there is still plague on insicor tooth. Probably won't buy again, meh.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Dog bones
Good price dog likes it not enough in bag and can choke if dog chews it down
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026
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