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I'm not sarcastic. I'm just a funny person surrounded by idiots - Funny Quote Travel MugThis travel mug is for anyone surrounded by absolute nonsense. Featuring the quote Im not sarcastic. Im just a funny person surrounded by idiots, its sharp, honest, and painfully relatable for everyday life. Made from durable stainless steel, this travel mug is built for daily use at work, home, or anywhere your patience is tested. It keeps your drink hot and your sarcasm justified. Perfect for BirthdaysSecret Santa giftsValentines & Galentines
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★★★★★ 4
Terrifying jaw strength..
Color: Green, Size: Medium(30-55 lbs)
Have 2 Corgi and it scares me that they make this thing squeak. The bite pressure they have now from working out jaw to squeak this like it's nothing. Didn't expect our smaller corgi to be able to squeak this couldn't at first now she just goes ham on it like it's no big deal.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for a chewer
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
My dog loves a hard toy and a durable one. My dog has been chewing on this for months and it is still holding strong. Because it is a hard toy when my dog brings this into another room with a hard floor and drops the toy it can be startling. My dog will choose this toy over others on a daily basis and brings the toy to other rooms.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Durable, good chew toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
GREAT TOY
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
My 6m old Shepard Terrier LOVES this toy. He loves chewing on wood and we’ve gotten him all types of chew toys but I’ve never seen any toy keep him this busy and interested. Buy if ur dog chews furniture!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Large is a little big for Bostons
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Seems to be durable for 2 VERY agressive chewer Boston Terriers. Cricket and Alice are shockingly good at chewing - grateful they pick to do so with thier toys.
Trial vs other name brand competitor.
PetStages' is a little larger so harder to bite on fir small dogs, but seems to be equally durable. While PetStages proudly states it has real wood fiber and scent (whoch I thought would win)... they prefered the other. Both dogs love to chew on real sticks.
But, when the bossy one indicated she was taking over the stick the other dog had, they exchanged, and kept chewing, over and over, back and forth. I mean to say, whatever the prefered stick was at first didnt seem to matter later.
These super hard chew toys do make me nervous. One dog broke a tooth last summer on a different brand toy, a very expensive extraction bill, and poor pup's terrible discomfort... but the other did not and has amazing white teeth, all around.... so.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2025
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